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The atmosphere in the command tent was tense and growing tenser. Basra’s party had begun to wake an go in search of her, which had only helped partially; Branwen and Jenell had both turned up as they were arriving, and while Branwen, at least, was giddily eager to see Darling again, Jenell simply made another person to stand around in uncomfortable silence while the two Bishops chattered.
She was also the least awkward Legionnaire present. There had been a shift change while Basra and the commanders had gone to the checkpoint, and the Imperial guards had been replaced by soldiers of the Second Legion, all of whom were directing stares at Ingvar. Their expressions ranged from outright baleful to merely puzzled; he studiously ignored them, wearing a wry grimace.
All six Legionnaires (seven including Covrin, who hadn’t even been doing anything) snapped upright, redirecting their stares ahead into space. So did Joe, who then immediately flushed and sat back down on the stool he’d appropriated by one of the tent poles.
The commanders strode back into the shade of the awning, Vaumann, sweeping a scowl around at her soldiers which promised further discussion on this later, but made no further comment to them, instead nodding again to Darling.
“Sorry to keep you waiting,” she said in a far calmer tone.
“What were you guys talking about?” Aspen asked.
“Aspen, that’s not polite,” Ingvar said quietly.
“What?” The dryad turned a scowl on him. “Why not? I want to know!”
“People’s business is theirs,” he replied calmly. “Prying into it shows a lack of respect. If someone wants you to know what they were doing, they’ll tell you.”
“Sides,” Joe added with a grin, “I reckon anybody’d have a few words to exchange if this gaggle of weirdos showed up on their doorstep.”
“I am not a weirdo,” Aspen snapped, stomping her bare foot. “Ingvar, tell him!”
“Tell him what?” Ingvar said dryly.
“Aspen, my dear, you are as normal as any of us,” Darling said gallantly.
“Thank you!” she said, pointing at him.
Basra cleared her throat loudly. “Anyway.”
“Right, yes,” Darling said in a more serious tone. “To business. I mentioned we uncovered something relevant to your engagement here.”
“Which, I’m sure, is quite a story,” Colonel Nintaumbi said flatly.
“A long one, most of which would be of little interest to you.” Darling nodded to his companions. “I’ll try to summarize, but chime in if I forget anything that seems significant. Especially you, Ingvar, you’re the one who saw the relevant part firsthand.”
“And me,” Aspen said haughtily.
“Of course,” Darling said, smiling kindly at her. “Anyhow. We’ve been off on a quest of Ingvar’s—Shaathist business which Joe and I happened to be along to help with. This culminated last night with a vision quest of sorts that involved Ingvar entering a kind of dream world, while we kept watch.”
“Dream world?” the Colonel said skeptically.
“I know of this,” said Yrril, nodding. “Themynra’s followers do not enter it deliberately, but some rites of the faith involve journeying within. Stepping into the dreams of others, or the space connecting them, is considered a risk against which acolytes are cautioned. This is very dangerous,” she added directly to Ingvar. “You entered it deliberately? I assume you had the guidance of a priest of your people.”
“An elvish shaman, actually,” the Huntsman replied. “Mary the Crow.”
Basra’s lips thinned, but any response she might have made was overrun by Colonel Nintaumbi.
“What?” he exploded. “The Crow?”
“She’s been pulling strings from the back of this business,” said Joe. “Uh, Ingvar’s business, not yours. Seemed she was as surprised as the rest of us to learn there was any connection.”
“Fraternizing with the Crow is an extremely serious matter,” Nintaumbi grated. “The woman is a highly dangerous individual and a self-declared enemy of the Tiraan Empire!”
“What?” Darling gasped, his eyes widening. “She is? All this time…? And I…” He turned his back to them, shoulders quivering, and said tremulously. “I just feel so used.”
An identical look passed between Joe, Ingvar and Basra; Branwen rolled her eyes. Nintaumbi and Vaumann stared, nonplussed, at Darling’s back, while Yrril raised an eyebrow.
“Antonio,” Basra warned.
“Yes, yes, fine,” he said, turning back to face them with a grin. “You can’t just let me have my fun?”
“No,” she said curtly. “This position could be under attack literally any moment. No one has time for your customary goofing around.”
“All right, Colonel,” Darling continued, “if you feel the need to report this, go right ahead, but I can assure you that my association with the Crow is long-standing and known to both Archpope Justinian and Quentin Vex. I’ve not spoken personally with his Majesty on the subject, but it’s my assumption that he knows what Vex knows. All of us feel it’s best to have someone who can talk civilly with her, rather than being completely in the dark concerning what she’s up to.”
“I suppose that will have to do, for now,” Nintaumbi said with a deep frown. “So long as you’re aware she is using you.”
“Yes, and she’s aware that I’m using her. Mutuality is the foundation of all stable relationships, don’t you think?”
“Actually,” Branwen began.
“Anyway!” Basra shouted.
“Anyway, Mary is only tangentally related to this,” Darling continued. “In this dream-quest of Ingvar’s, he encountered a green dragon by the name of Khadizroth, who warned him of events happening in Viridill and that there was trickery afoot.”
“Khadizroth,” Vaumann said, narrowing her eyes.
“So,” Nintaumbi said grimly, “it seems we have our summoner.”
“Not necessarily,” Darling demurred.
The Colonel snorted. “We’ve been looking for a highly powerful and presumably immortal fae magician; green dragons have been specifically mentioned as likely culprits. Khadizroth the Green is a known figure who is not on the roster of the Conclave’s membership. When I hear hoofbeats, your Grace, I think of horses, not zebras.”
“Seriously,” Basra exclaimed, “what is a zebra?”
“There’s more to it than that, Colonel,” Darling said, frowning himself now. “The timing is suggestive. Ingvar, would you mind relating exactly what passed between you and Khadizroth? I’m sure you remember it better than I.”
“Of course,” said the Huntsman, nodding. “In the dreamscape, I first found Aspen, and then the dragon. We spoke with Khadizroth at some length; he rendered insight into Aspen’s situation and gave us magical aid for her, and then we discussed my visions and my quest. Which,” he added with a sudden frown, “I don’t think are pertinent here…”
“Go on,” General Vaumann said, nodding.
“In the end,” Ingvar continued, “Khadizroth said that he was beholden to someone he didn’t particularly like assisting, and had sent out visions in order to call for attention and help. He spoke of events in Viridill and Athan’Khar—not by name, but he referred to cursed lands to the south, and that can hardly mean anything else. His last comment was that someone should know that what was happening here was a smokescreen. And then…”
“Yes?” Nintaumbi said impatiently.
“I think,” Ingvar said slowly, “he was attacked.”
“Attacked?” Basra said, scowling.
“He broke off mid-sentence,” Ingvar replied, “and thrashed and cried out in obvious pain. His flailing was so severe that it seemed to damage the dream-scape, and forced my vision to an abrupt end.”
“So,” said Darling, “to summarize, Khadizroth knows something about what’s happening here, and was trying to summon help in a sufficiently roundabout method that it wouldn’t catch the attention of…well, we don’t know who, unfortunately. After a perfectly lovely conversation with Ingvar and Aspen, he tried to deliver that warning, and that was the point at which he came under attack. Obviously, there are any number of possible interpretations of this, and yes, one is that he’s somehow behind these events. But another, and more likely it seems to me, is that he’s down there trying to help, and the actual summoner just acted to put a stop to it.”
A grim silence fell over the tent, all those present staring around at one another with pensive and unhappy expressions.
“I’m not sure whether this has helped us or not,” Nintaumbi said finally.
“It is more information,” said Yrril. “In war, information is a commander’s lifeblood.” Vaumann nodded approvingly at her.
“But if anything, the waters are muddied even further,” the Colonel growled. “Now we have another player, and an obvious suspect for complicity if not outright responsibility in these attacks, and yet we’re still not certain if he’s doing this, or why.”
“One thing is obvious,” said Darling. “Assuming Khadizroth’s account was true, there is another player involved, one who has some kind of hold on him. It could be someone who’s fighting against him, or who sent him down there to help, or anything else.”
“Let’s not forget this dragon has an established relationship with the Archpope,” said Joe.
“What?” Vaumann exclaimed, while Basra and Darling turned identically inscrutable expressions on the Kid.
“It’s come up, when I’ve crossed wands with him,” Joe replied, glancing at Darling. “What kind of relationship I couldn’t tell ya, but it’s something.”
“Crossed wands…” Nintaumbi stared at him. “You’ve fought this dragon?”
“Twice,” said Joe, nodding.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Sarasio Kid,” Darling said grandly.
“So I can’t say I’m exactly his bosom buddy,” Joe continued, “but we’ve managed a couple of fairly civil conversations in and around the shootin’, an’ I’d have to say that of all the things I’d suspect Khadizroth of doin’, lying ain’t one. He’s a little obsessed with honor an’ integrity.”
“Boy, isn’t that the truth,” Aspen grumbled. “We were talking with him for all of five minutes and he managed to make half of it about that.”
“It wasn’t that much,” Ingvar said, patting her on the shoulder, “and he was not wrong.”
“Which puts us right back where we started,” Nintaumbi exclaimed.
“Indeed,” said Vaumann, nodding thoughtfully. “It seems the great tragedy here is that whatever struck him did so before he could reveal what he intended to.”
“When was this?” Basra asked, narrowing her eyes.
“Last night,” said Darling. “We stopped to rest and eat before coming, but even with that we made great time. Mary sent us off with some kind of fairy hoodoo to make the trip only a couple hours—this was from the elven grove on the north of the province. For some reason,” he added, grinning at Nintaumbi, “she wasn’t interested in coming along to chitchat with the Army.”
“What time last night?” Basra pressed.
Darling and Ingvar glanced at each other uncertainly.
“After midnight,” the Huntsman said after a moment. “There were no clocks in the grove, obviously. We could not see the position of the moon through the trees, and I for one was in a trance which tended to distort the passage of time.”
“Hm,” Basra mused. “I wonder what an Izarite shatterstone would do to a green dragon.”
“Very little,” said Branwen. “Those are only meant to be defensive; they react when magical entities invade the temples in which they are placed, transforming their inherent magic into the divine. It’s meant to critically weaken fairies and cause demons to burn. But a dragon is far too powerful a being to be severely affected by such an effect. Besides, the greens are not actually fairy creatures; they only use fae magic, and normally have spells of all four schools on hand besides.”
“Things work differently when used incorrectly, by definition,” Basra replied. “The fact that a shatterstone is meant to be a passive thing suggests it might cause entirely different effects when hurled at an enemy.”
“Sounds like you’ve had an interesting night, as well,” Darling remarked.
“All of this is speculation, and not particularly helpful,” said Vaumann. “Unless we can somehow arrange another conversation with this dragon, whatever he knows is lost to us. You said your people know rituals similar to this dream thing, Yrril?”
“I fear that is a null line of inquiry,” Yrril replied. “The priestesses I have brought with me are highly specialized in shielding and healing magic. By the time I sent to Tar’naris for a suitable specialist, battle is likely to be joined and the point moot. Besides, as I said, deliberately walking through the dream to connect to others is not part of Themynrite practice. Even if a priestess were willing to help, she would be improvising. Are we that desperate, yet?”
“Seems like an elvish shaman would be a better bet anyway,” Nintambi mused, “since they seem to do this on purpose.”
“Same problem applies,” said Basra. “It’d take a week to convince a woodkin shaman to leave their precious grove, and that’s assuming we could get one to listen at all. The elves up north were standoffishly sympathetic to our problem when I talked to them, but they’re still elves, and that would be asking a lot. I don’t suppose you have any idea where your friend Mary is now,” she added dryly.
Darling shrugged. “Generally speaking, you find out where Mary is when she feels like telling you.”
“What of the Viridill witches?” Vaumann suggested. “None came to the front with us, but there are still several in Vrin Shai.”
“I have no idea what any of them would even know about this,” said Basra, then frowned. “Wait, what? None came here? What the blazes do we need them for, if they’re not going to help with the elementals?”
“After Vrin Shai,” Vaumann said very dryly, “we determined they were better used as reserves to mop up individual events behind the lines while the military handled the main confrontation. They seem even less amenable to doing what they are told, when, and how, than the average run of civilians. Unless someone has another idea, then, I suppose that’s that. The information is appreciated, but it seems we’ll have to proceed as we were, without Khadizroth’s input.”
“Oh, all right,” Darling said with a cheerfully long-suffering expression. “I’ll go talk to him.”
Basra sighed. “Antonio…”
“In all seriousness, though,” he said, “he’s very likely in Athan’Khar, or near the border, right? I’ll head down there and have a word.”
“Are you off your nut?” Joe exclaimed.
“Okay, it’s like this,” said Darling, his expression sobering. “I’m a Bishop of the Universal Church, a ranking agent of the Thieves’ Guild and the former Boss thereof. I sit on the Imperial Security Council. I am the keeper of just all kinds of secrets, most of which I couldn’t share with you even if I were so inclined, because they aren’t mine, and there would be severe consequences if I blabbed. So, I’m sorry, but we’ve come to a point where I know things that you don’t and, with apologies, I can’t enlighten you.”
“But?” Vaumann prompted.
“But,” he said, “I have every reason to believe that if I approach, alone, Khadizroth will seek me out and hear me out.”
“That is absolute blithering madness,” Basra said bluntly. “Quite apart from the issue that this is a dragon we’re talking about, and one whose uncertain motives are the whole dilemma here… Antonio, that forest is going to spew forth hostile elementals at any time. If you go near it, you’re digging your own grave.”
“Well,” he said cheerfully, “you just gonna nitpick, or will you be useful and lend me a shovel?”
“Covrin,” she said, staring at him, “go punch Bishop Darling in the gut.”
“I—uh…” Jenell glanced, wide-eyed, between Basra and Darling, and took an uncertain half-step. “Yes…ma’am?”
“Stand at attention, Private Covrin,” General Vaumann said flatly.
“Yes, ma’am,” Jenell repeated, this time with obvious relief.
“Look, it’s like this,” said Darling. “I never go anywhere without a whole deck of aces up my sleeve, and I definitely don’t risk my own precious hide unless I am extremely confident in what I’m doing.”
“What are you doing, exactly?” Branwen asked, frowning worriedly.
“I am absolutely confident,” he said, “that I can approach the border, get Khadizroth to talk to me, and get away from him unmolested. That much I am certain of. What I’m not sure about is what the useful result of that conversation would be, so I definitely don’t suggest you put any of your plans on hold while you wait for me.”
“I assure you, your Grace,” Nintaumbi said woodenly, “no one was about to suspend operations based on…this.”
Darling grinned at him. “Just so. But in the end, what it comes down to is that I don’t answer to you. Unless somebody wants to scroll Boss Tricks in Tiraas and take a gamble that he cares enough to send me orders, you can’t stop me from going.”
“Oh, I think you’ll find there’s a lot we can do to prevent a civilian from wandering blithely into our combat zone,” Basra said, folding her arms.
Vaumann raised an eyebrow, looking in the direction of Basra and Branwen. “Your Graces are acquainted with your fellow Bishop; what do you think?”
“I won’t lie,” said Branwen, frowning, “this sounds like incredibly dangerous nonsense to me. But…Antonio has always known what he’s doing, ever since I’ve known him.”
“Yes,” Basra said somewhat grudgingly. “I believe I made mention of that in the first place. And he definitely knows the value of his own skin. If he says he can do this, he probably can.”
“Very well, then,” said Vaumann, glancing at Yrril and then Nintaumbi. “Unless someone else has an objection, you have my blessing, your Grace.”
“So long as it’s understood,” Nintaumbi said firmly, “that this will not lessen the firepower currently trained on what is about to be your position, Bishop Darling. For your sake, I dearly hope you do know what you’re doing.”
“Always do, Colonel,” he said cheerfully.
“I’d offer to go with you,” Joe added, scowling, “but me an’ Khadizroth…”
“I appreciate it, Joe.” Darling laid a hand on his shoulder. “You’re right, though; the history there would only make this harder. Heck, Ingvar or Aspen would be more likely to get his attention positively, but in this case my chances are best if I’m alone.”
“Ingvar and Aspen didn’t offer,” the dryad said pointedly.
“Anyway,” the Huntsman added, placing a hand on her upper back, “Aspen will be more valuable here.”
“Excuse me?” Nintaumbi exclaimed.
“That is actually a good point,” Vaumann said thoughtfully. “If Aspen is willing to help, her presence could work to put an end to hostilities. Elementals won’t attack a dryad.”
“Sure, that’s part of why I came,” Aspen said agreeably, shrugging.
“I do trust that you know what you’re doing,” Ingvar added directly to Darling. “And I have no trouble believing you know things you haven’t shared with us. All the same…be extremely careful. You court great danger.”
“Story of my life, believe it or not,” Darling said lightly. “Watch your back, too.”
“If you intend to do this, your Grace,” Vaumann said pointedly, “it’s a walk of several hours to the border. I can arrange to have a rider carry you to the front lines, but beyond that point, you’ll be on your own.”
“Much appreciated, General!”
Everyone turned at the outburst to behold Schwartz, hair sleep-rumpled and with a steaming cup of tea in hand, staring at them from a few yards away. “Is that a dryad?!”
“Oh, look,” Aspen said acidly. “A gangly nitwit.”
To the shock of everyone present, Basra burst out laughing.
The sun had climbed barely to the apex of the sky when a very slight swelling of the shadows occurred near the fallen gates of Fort Varansis. It was a spot cast largely in shade anyway, due to the combination of the leaning, broken masonry and a twisted pine tree standing very close by.
Darling strolled out of the little nook a moment later, straightening his suit and peering about as if he hadn’t a care in the world beyond enjoying his stroll. He wandered into the crumbling courtyard of the old fortress, examining the remains of the previous night’s campsite. The fire had long since gone out, but the tracks everywhere were fresh, and abandoned bedrolls still lay there, with cooking utensils and a scattering of personal items nearby. He paced in an idle circle, examining all this, before bending to pick up a book.
“So you’re a warlock, now? I cannot say this surprises me.”
Darling straightened up, turned, and put on a broad grin. “Well, hello there! I don’t know whether to be delighted or disappointed. I had this whole routine worked out—you’d start by sending one of those elemental servants you seem to like so much, and then I’d say—”
“Following recent events,” Khadizroth interrupted, “my patience for these games has somewhat frayed. I am quite aware that you would not venture here without laying some kind of trap for me—as you must be aware that I would not approach you without making ample preparations of my own. I confess I did not expect to see you shadow-jumping, but as I said, on reflection it is oddly appropriate.”
“Oh, now, I can’t claim to be a master of the art,” Darling said brightly, resuming his slow circuit of the abandoned campsite. “Those Black Wreath talismans are always available to a fellow as resourceful as I.”
“Mm.” Khadizorth matched his slow circuit in the opposite direction, keeping the rough circle of sleeping rolls between them. The dragon, of course, wore the humanoid form to which he had been bound, as well as a distinctly skeptical expression. “At last, then, we meet. I must say I pictured this…differently.”
“Life’s like that, isn’t it?”
“Quite so. You are here, I gather, with regard to the business in Viridill?”
“I’ve been traveling with Brother Ingvar, in fact. We only recently learned of this.”
“Have you.” The dragon’s smooth emerald eyes narrowed further. “What is your interest in Ingvar?”
“He’s a friend.”
“Do you really have friends, your Grace? Or only pieces in your game to whom you smile as you move them about?”
“That’s your problem in a nutshell, K,” the thief countered. “You think those things are mutually exclusive. Eserite honor may not be the same kind you’re famous for preaching about—but on the other hand, nobody I call a friend has ever carried off vulnerable adolescents to form their own harem.”
“I see the civil portion of this dialog is at an end,” Khadizroth said bitingly. “Speak your piece, then, thief. I can only assume it contains whatever warning you have prepared that will persuade me not to obliterate you for your several insults and offenses against me.”
“Well, with regard to that,” Darling said, coming to a stop. He had placed himself opposite the entrance; the dragon likewise halted, turning to face him, framed by the open gate beyond. “We do need to talk about Viridill. And Ingvar, and most especially Justinian, and a variety of related topics. All of that’s new business, though, relatively speaking. Since you’ve been so generous with your time and didn’t make me argue with messengers before getting to you, we should have ample time for some old business to have a crack at you first.”
Khadizroth stared at him, frowning slightly for a moment, before his eyes widened infinitesimally in realization. Then he closed them, an expression of resignation falling across his features.
“I may have lied about that shadow-jumping talisman,” Darling confessed, folding his hands behind his back and smiling beatifically.
Slowly, Khadizroth turned around, opening his eyes to gaze at the two blonde, black-clad figures standing between him and the exit.
“Hello, girls,” he said softly.
“Hello, Khadizroth,” said Flora tonelessly.
“It’s time,” said Fauna, “we had a conversation.”
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Basra still hasn’t learned what a Zebra is between now and Chapter 6-8.
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I assume the gangly nitwit has been called so before, but that’s a vague memory.
I love the banter between all the characters. 🙂
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>“Let’s not forget this dragon has an established relationship with the Archpope,” said Joe.
Joe, Darling was *specifically* avoiding mentioning that.
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It’s probably the very reason he did.
As soon as Flora and Fauna showed up I actually had to laugh out loud. I really like how things have developed in this book. Well done
I absolutely adore Darling. Quite possbly my favorite fictional character of all time at this point… and I read A LOT.
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When you indiscretions of the past begin to make themselves rather felt in the now… 😛
Thanks for the chapter. It’s always fun to see established characters meeting each other for the first time, especially when Joe is around.
Is it wrong of me to hope Khazidroth kills one or both of them? I’m finding him more interesting than them at this point.
Nah, no one’s getting killed. We’ve established that no one besides F&F’s spirits actually like killing, and then only humans.
Hi, everybody. Chapter is gonna be delayed a few hours. I’ve managed to get about a quarter of it done but I’ve been up almost twenty hours and I’m collapsing. I need to be up during the wee hours of the morning anyway for something else (long story) so I’m gonna grab some sleep, get up then, finish and post it as soon as I can. Hopefully not much more than five or six hours behind the usual posting time.
My few hours’ nap turned into an excessively full night’s sleep. Fortunately I don’t work today, but I need to go acquire a new alarm clock before I do. Didn’t wake up until the cats got tired of being patient about breakfast.
Apologies again, all. I’m up, gettin’ some coffee in me, and then will finish the chapter. Bleh. At least I’m good and rested. That’s kind of a big deal for me.
Sounds like you needed the rest. 🙂
Sleep is important for refreshing body, mind and spirit. I strongly recommend having at least one night a week where you let yourself sleep as long as you want.
Glad you got to get some sleep 🙂
We don’t mind, we want our author to live long and prosper 😉
I think it’s pretty amazing that you even can do something like bang out a chapter in a few hours of typing…
That does not.bode well….
And darling keeps being… Obviously devious.
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