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“Ah, there you are,” Walker said without looking up. “Don’t forget to re-seal the door.”

“It does it automatically,” Milanda said dryly, approaching her workstation. “I took the opportunity to double-check your checking while I was out there. Any progress?”

“I’ve been trying to get an inventory of this place, and been frustrated. Everything should be accounted for, but someone quite deliberately erased all the records of anything taking place in the whole port during whatever happened to the landing surface above, where the city is now. According to facility records, none of this is even in here and nothing should be out of place, so…we’re at a loss.”

“Unless, of course, we check. The old-fashioned way, with our eyes. Like they did in barbaric times before there were computers to store all the answers.”

“Much as I hate to interrupt a really good head of sarcasm,” Walker said, eyes still on her screen, “I did not fail to think of that, and it’s potentially problematic. Undoubtedly, most of these boxes contain miscellaneous, pointless, harmless junk like what’s strewn on top of them. Some are secured crates, though, of the kind used to hold valuable or dangerous objects. They’re marked from every department of the facility. There is, in short, no telling what’s in this room with us, and considering the kinds of things the Infinite Order were prone to playing around with…”

“I see your point.” Milanda leaned past her to set the data crystal down on the metal ledge below Walker’s monitor. The fairy glanced at it momentarily before returning her focus to what she was doing.

“So I’m trying to assemble an updated map of our nearby environs. Since the system doesn’t know what’s in these boxes, or even that they’re in the room, the stored map doesn’t reveal what’s stored in adjacent compartments. The security system works, though; I’m pulling up feeds of the nearest chambers to check them. It’s all pretty much the same: boxes, barrels, random things lying about, all shoved in. I think our best bet is to gather up the boxes in here and in your barracks and stack them in there.” She tapped her screen, causing the map to zoom in on the room she had touched, then pointed to a door across the security hub from the one to the barracks. “Access hall leading to an elevator shaft, which goes up to nowhere, and down toward a power station, where we have no reason to go. I see no harm in blocking that off.”

“Sounds good to me,” Milanda said, unable to suppress a yawn. “And there is your program, by the way.”

“Thank you.” Walker picked up the crystal and inserted it into a slot under her monitor, eyes flicking across the boxes which opened up on her screen. “I double-checked the quetzal’s tube, and yes, it’s plugged into the grid, and doesn’t have a broadcast power receptor. So we can’t move him. I suppose we could drape something over him…”


“Oh, yes,” Walker said, finally looking up, and turning to gaze thoughtfully at the imprisoned demon. “The tube has a bio-readout, over on the other side. Male, barely mature… Interestingly, this appears to be an un-corrupted specimen, not altered by exposure to Scyllith’s transcension field. Possibly the only one of his kind in existence, unless there are more bottled up somewhere in this or another facility.”

“That is fascinating,” Milanda said with another yawn, “but I think you were right in the first place: better for him and us if he stays in there for now. The last thing we need is a pet.”

“Indeed.” Walker turned back to her screen. “I’d just kill him, and that would be a shame.”

Milanda sighed, turning toward the barracks door. “Anyway. I’m going to get some sleep while I can. You do…whatever you do with that program. Be sure to have the computer wake me if the intruder comes back. I want to be here for that.”

“Since it seems I need your authorization to connect this to the exterior data lines, I’ll clearly have to. I can look over the setup before then, though. Rest well. Ah, it even has a tutorial…what an efficient Avatar.”

Milanda shook her head, yawning again, and made her way toward the barracks door. She almost got there before Walker suddenly spoke up again.

“Oh! Speaking of. Computer, please locate user Milanda Darnassy and direct her back here.”

The soft chime sounded from the air. “User Milanda Darnassy, your presence is requested in Security Hub Five.”

“Thank you, computer,” Milanda said acidly, turning around. “Funny stuff, Walker. What’s going on?”

“System being accessed,” the ex-valkyrie said, grinning at her screen. “I almost missed it—he’s prodding at the code again. Yep, environment controls. Why is he so obsessed with that, when he has the Hands to play with? Maybe he actually messed them up by accident…”

“I’m not nearly optimistic enough to believe that,” Milanda replied.

“Indeed. Would you be good enough to activate this session so I can engage him, please? I do believe it’s past time we welcomed our guest properly.”

“Environment settings,” Ildrin said quietly, causing Delilah and the Archpope to look over at her in surprise. She shrugged. “You’re better at helping him personally, Dee; I’ve been trying to be better at interpreting the things he says when he’s concentrating. It seemed like a sensible division of labor.”

“Well done,” Justinian said mildly. “What do you mean by environment settings?”

“That,” she replied ruefully, “I’m not really sure…”

“Environment,” Rector abruptly said in a loud voice, interrupting his own muttering. He was, as usual, hunched over the racks of runic controls attached to his machine, the ones positioned in front of the magic mirror. He had set that up such that he could stand there with a perfect view of the mirror and also have the levers and valves attached to the power crystals in easy reach. “Environment, temperature, humidity, light, air pressure. Environment. Machine has settings to govern them…”

Standing on the incongruous little back porch above Rector’s cave, the other three frowned in thoughtful unison. The enchanter below them resumed muttering, continuing to manipulate his runes. If he had any opinion about them talking about him behind his back, he gave no sign of it.

The Archpope cleared his throat. “Rector…” He nodded calmly at Delilah when she gave him a weighted look, laying a hand gently on her shoulder. “Are those the settings for this environment?”

“I haven’t noticed any changes like that,” Ildrin murmured when Rector did not immediately respond. “Dee?”

“No.” Delilah shook her head. “I’m sure I’d have noticed; the arcane heater down here is top of the line. Rector is very particular about the temperature.”

“Rector,” the Archpope said in a firmer tone, “the access I gave you is to a system the Imperial government uses. If you—”

“Yes, Hands, I know,” Rector said impatiently, his own hands freezing above the controls. Despite the fact that he’d apparently stopped working to speak, he kept his eyes on the mirror, which currently showed nothing but rows of text and figures which made little sense to the onlookers. “Environment controls are simple, easier to access—good test runs for understanding the system. Very important before accessing complex system like the Hands. Helped me know how to touch that system…understand the software.”

Delilah frowned. “Software?”

“The…enchantments that run thinking machines, I believe,” Ildrin said softly.

“Yes,” Rector agreed, nodding, and beginning to touch runes again.

“Of course, that’s good thinking,” the Archpope said calmly. “But if you are creating noticeable changes, the Hands and others may see and intervene.”

“Yes, thought of that,” Rector said impatiently. “Also a reason. Change a setting, see if it changes back, how fast. Tells me if they’re watching, before I change anything important.”

“I see,” Justinian said, nodding. “Good work, then.”

“Watching now,” the enchanter muttered. The Archpope stilled; both priestesses widened their eyes.

“Excuse me?” Justinian asked. Rector just muttered, hunching further over his controls and touching runes in faster succession. After a few moments of this, the Archpope spoke more insistently. “Rector. What do you mean by that?”

“Interruptions!” Rector exclaimed irritably, slapping himself on the side of the head. “I change something, it changes back. Immediately. That is new. They are watching now!”

“Well, this is mildly amusing,” Walker said, touching the screen again. “I’m sure having his every move instantly undone must be quite frustrating, but I’m having a modest amount of fun. It’s a remarkably smooth piece of software; I’m amazed the Avatar was able to produce it so quickly. Then again, I suppose that’s what he does.”

“Maybe it’s something he already had?” Milanda suggested thoughtfully. The timing of that conversation had been…interesting. She had come away with the impression the Avatar was very carefully guiding her toward some end of his own. That was exactly what she needed, another agenda to untangle.

“A program that enables a layperson to counter digital security?” Walker shook her head. “The Infinite Order would never have kept something like that in their systems. They were nearly as paranoid as they were elitist. The Avatar simply does good work, that’s all. More immediately, our visitor has stopped trying to mess with our settings after I simply put everything back as soon as he did it. I guess he gave up.”

“Then he knows we’re here, now,” Milanda mused.

“Hard to say what he knows. The worm function is working perfectly; I have full access to his system, as well. The problem is how very primitive it is. He’s got basically no processing power left over for…anything. Last time we crashed him just by querying his system specs. I’m getting data back, but…”

“Wait,” said Milanda. “If the problem is that his machine is too slow to parse this information, can’t we just retrieve it and, um, re-organize it here? This computer clearly has all the power we’ll need.”

“If it were an Infinite Order computer, I could do that,” Walker said, leaning back in the chair and folding her arms. On the screen in front of her, the windows and indicators sat quiet, the other user apparently having paused for thought as well. “Or even an older operating system from Earth. The shared architecture would give me backdoors, as well as some basic similarities that could be assumed. This thing, though… In order to know anything about his system, we have to activate each part of that system, which…is very, very slow. This computer can interface with another computer easily, but this isn’t like that. It’s more like…analyzing a foreign machine than connecting to one. Maybe if I could see the thing, how it’s wired together, I could make educated guesses…or at least, the computer could. But honestly, it’s barely a computer at all. There’s almost nothing there for our system to talk to.”

“I see…”

“Wait.” Suddenly, Walker leaned forward again, touching the screen. “Wait, you’re right…you’re completely right, that gives me an idea. The Avatar’s suite, here, is an interface, it assumes I’ll be interacting with another computer through it. That’s not the right approach; I should be studying the data coming in, not trying to connect to it like these two things are the same.”

“I thought you said he was using an Avatar?”

“He appears to be using pieces of one, which if anything makes it worse. That shouldn’t even be possible; it means the only parts of his setup that our sub-OS recognizes are confusing it, because they’re not what it expects. Fortunately, we are not without additional resources. Hah! This program lets me access them—good thinking, Avatar!”

“Access what?” Milanda demanded. “What are you doing now?”

“It’s a little technical,” Walker replied, fingers darting across the screens now. “I wouldn’t ordinarily be able to do this, because there are inherent wards and defenses in place. But, him connecting to our system like this creates an opening to use some of this facility’s additional tools. I should be able to track them along that connection without slowing the flow of data or disrupting his machine any further…give me a moment.”

“What tools?” Milanda asked impatiently. “Much as I appreciate your enthusiasm, we don’t have such a level of trust here that I can accept being left in the dark.”

Walker grinned savagely at her screen. “A transcension field is, as I said…data processing. There are ways to query reality itself through them. Easily blocked by other transcension fields, but ‘easily’ means ‘not perfectly.’ I believe you call it scrying.”

“Please be careful,” the Archpope said firmly. “There could be severe consequences for all of us if the Hands discover you. I told you up front how dangerously corrupt they have become—they will show no respect for either law or basic ethical restraint in their retaliation.”

“Rector,” Delilah said nervously, “maybe it’s a good time to…disengage.” She had stepped down to the floor of the cave, though had not stepped closer to him yet. The enchanter greatly disliked being physically approached while he was working.

“Good time to learn,” Rector said curtly. “This is fascinating. Reaction in real time! Never seen it before…”

“Listen to his Holiness,” Ildrin urged. “This is dangerous. If the Hands are watching…”

“Maybe the Hands,” Rector mumbled. “Maybe something else. Maybe another thinking machine. Didn’t find a working Avatar, but the pieces…suggestive, yes…”

“Your Holiness?” Ildrin turned to the Archpope, her gaze almost pleading. “I’m not… That is, this is a new situation. I’m not sure what to do. Do you think we should stop it?”

“No!” Rector barked, actually glancing at her in annoyance.

Justinian inclined his head, his expression thoughtful. “Rector…what is your assessment of that danger?”

“No data!” Rector exclaimed. “Am I a fortune-teller? No! Situation suggests conscious reaction, conservative reaction, restoring defaults. No sign of aggression, no hint of intentions…” He trailed off, slowing twirling one rune in a circle and watching a line of text scroll past on the surface of the magic mirror. “No further interaction. I stopped, changes stopped. May not be a person—system naturally reset itself over time, previously. Could just be doing it faster. Characteristic of thinking machine. Basic learning, no initiative.”

“If the system resets itself,” the Archpope said slowly, “could the Hands—”

“Totally different!” Rector said impatiently. “That is a very different system! Full of fairy magic—messy, all variables, no constants. Very hard to grasp, possibly the labor of a lifetime. Response to stimuli unpredictable. Not sure the effects of my experimental touches.”

Justinian and Ildrin glanced at each other. Delilah spent nearly all her time down here with Rector, but they were both connected enough to the world to have taken note of rumors beginning to swirl that Hands of the Emperor had begun to act agitated and aggressive.

“Rector,” the Archpope said calmly, “if you are amenable, I would like you to try something, please.”

“Yeah, this location is heavily warded,” Walker murmured, eyes darting back and forth at the data on the screen. “Divine wards, notably, though there are some standard arcane wards…”

“But the connection between the computers lets you penetrate them?”

“Precisely. In the absence of physical connectors, Infinite Order systems are designed to communicate directly via transcension fields. Whatever he’s using, it clearly has that function installed, along with parts of his Avatar. And it worked like a charm! I’ve got a very clear model of his computer.” She flicked her finger along the screen. “Ahh, now this answers some questions. Somehow, he got his hands on the Avatar template, the model from which they individuate new Avatars. That explains why he’s got an Avatar our sub-OS doesn’t recognize, and how he’s able to use parts of one…”

“The base template, hm,” Milanda murmured. “That sounds like something important.”

“Extremely, yes.”

“So…not a thing that would be left just lying around.”

“Let me caution you,” Walker said, holding up a warning finger without turning to face her, “that almost by definition, anyone who has retrieved anything from an Infinite Order facility at this point in history is bound to be a powerful player, with substantial resources and considerable skills. But yes, it would take the highest possible clearance to have obtained the template, which of course raises far more questions than it answers. In this case in particular, though, I believe I can shed some light on the subject.” She touched three icons on her screen in quick succession, and suddenly the huge central structure in the room was projecting another three-dimensional map above them. “Now, while I have basically unfettered access to the enemy’s system, it’s harder to get information from beyond it. The space where he is physically located is under some very, very aggressive wards. But! There’s a technique our computer can do, a kind of transcendental echolocation, which isn’t effectively blocked by modern scrying because modern mages don’t know it.”

“You do that on purpose,” Milanda accused. “You use these words you know I don’t recognize, just because you love explaining things.”

“I do like explaining things,” Walker agreed, shrugging. “I’ll ask your pardon. A few thousand years with nobody new to talk to can engender bad habits. Basically, this is bouncing waves of energy off surfaces to form a three-dimensional image of them—bats do it with sound waves, to spot prey. And this map is…suggestive.”

“Yes,” Milanda said grimly, stepping back to examine the huge light sculpture now filling the center of the room, “it is.”

The map, or more accurately the model, wasn’t perfect, of course. Whole sections were missing, or fuzzy; there was one upper part which projected an irregular geometric structure into the air that was obviously not a part of the real thing. It started with deep sub-levels, which could have been part of any basement complex, but rose to form an unmistakable structure. Even with no color and with numerous details fudged, Milanda had seen it every day from the windows of her own home in the Imperial Palace.

They were looking at the Grand Cathedral of the Universal Church, which stood directly across Imperial Square.

“That’s where our friend is,” Walker said, pointing with one hand and touching her screen with the other, causing a blue dot to appear in one of the basement rooms near the very bottom of the complex. “Hmmm… According to the numbers I’m seeing, that’s almost directly above part of the spaceport facility. Not here, we’re right under the Palace. But…”

“I wonder who else has access to this,” Milanda pondered aloud. “There’s a whole Vidian temple complex under the Square itself.”

“No one else has access, I checked. The elevator shaft leading down here from the Palace is the only one still extending that high. Probably has something to do with why it wasn’t under lockdown when Theasia’s people found it… The proximity doubtless helped our friend get access to the systems, though. The Order could do it from anywhere on the planet, but that gimpy little rig of his is another matter.”

Milanda narrowed her eyes. “Do you think you’ve got as much information from him as you can get?”

“I would say so,” Walker replied, turning to look speculatively at her. “Why? Do you feel ready to put an end to this?”

Milanda paused before answering. “This computer… Can it make…pictures?”

Walker blinked. “Pictures?”

“Of things. Images. Art. You said it had cultural archives…”

“Well, sure, it has a suite of graphic design software. Is this really the time…?”

“Yes.” Milanda stepped forward, holding out her hand. “I’m a politician, Walker; we’re now in my realm of expertise. We need to shut this down and shut him out—but given our resources here, I find I don’t want to block this access completely. You’ve proven it can run both ways, and I see all kinds of use in being able to get into the Church’s experimental program without them knowing we can. So! In terms of keeping them out, that leaves scaring them.”

“I believe I follow you.” Walker lifted her eyes from Milanda’s hand to her face, and grinned. “Yes, in fact, I rather like the way your mind works. I’ll bring up the relevant program; then, just hold that signet ring in front of the screen so the computer can take a photo, and give it directions to reproduce the sigil. For something this simple, spoken orders should suffice; we’re not doing complex graphic design. Oh, this will be fun…”

“Huh,” Rector grunted, abruptly freezing.

“Is there a problem?” the Archpope asked quietly. He and Ildrin had also stepped down to the floor, but at Delilah’s gesture of warning, had not approached further.

“Stopped… Not reacting. No, this is different. Tried a basic access, reversed a moment later. Now, though.”

“Yes?” Justinian prompted after a moment of silence.

Rector suddenly hunched over his controls again, fingers moving rapidly. “No…no. No! NO!” He slammed his fists against the side of the rack in frustration, causing the runes to rattle ominously. “Nothing—nothing works! I’m blocked, can’t access it!”

“I think that means it’s time to shut this off,” Ildrin said.

“Wait!” Rector barked. “Wait wait wait…”

“Rector,” the Archpope said firmly, “you know the risks.”

“They’re right, Rector,” Delilah said in a gentler tone. “Don’t forget to think in terms of maintenance. If you provoke the—”

“Hah!” the enchanter crowed, pumping his fists over his head in exultation. “Still have access! To the basic controls, environment. The Hand system, though, that’s locked now.”

“That,” Justinian said, “is a sign of conscious action on their part. It’s time to shut it down, Rector.”

“Last change reversed,” Rector muttered, seemingly ignoring him. “Wait…something’s…wait…”

“Rector, enough,” Ildrin said, stepping forward and ignoring Delilah’s expression. “You’re putting yourself and all of us in danger. Including his Holiness! You need to turn that thing off, or I’ll have to do it for you.”

“Ildrin!” Delilah protested.

“No no no,” Rector growled. “Something’s… This is doing something—it’s not supposed to do—”

He jerked back from the runes with a yelp; they all started glowing brightly, as if at the flip of a switch. In front of him, the magic mirror had suddenly gone black.

A moment later, its screen was lit with the silver gryphon emblem of the Tiraan Empire.

“Rector,” the Archpope ordered, “get away from there.”

Lights flickered on all over the sprawling banks of machinery; the constant low hum of arcane magic powering it began climbing. The enormous power crystals began glowing more brightly, and brightening constantly by the moment.

“Your Holiness, get out!” Ildrin shouted, grabbing him by the arm and tugging him toward the stairs. Justinian was physically far larger than she, but she was insistent and not weak; he allowed himself to be tugged, moving under his own power without objecting to her grip. Behind them, Delilah had lunged forward to seize Rector. The enchanter shouted and flailed, clubbing her repeatedly with his fists and elbows, but the Izarite priestess grimly pulled him along with surprising strength. It took her a few moments longer to haul her struggling charge through the quaint door into the cozy little kitchen beyond the cave.

In that time, the machinery had begun emitting sparks and gouts of smoke, as well as shrill whines of protest and the alarming smell of hot metal. Sharp cracking noises sounded throughout the room as glass tubes and filaments shattered. All the while, the light level steadily grew as more and more power blazed from the crystals.

Ildrin slammed the door behind Delilah, and behind her, the Archpope unerringly opened a kitchen cabinet and yanked the emergency lever concealed therein. Instantly, a thick wall of solid steel plunged down from the ceiling, covering the outer wall of the kitchen.

Their last sight through the window before the view was cut off was of the ancient, priceless magic mirror exploding into powder.

Rune flared to life along the shield wall, and then static and the smell of ozone rose in the small room, accompanied by a blue glow, as potent energy shields were activated.

Not a moment too soon.

Despite the fact that they were deep underground, entombed by the living rock, the explosion shook the room.

“The thing about transcension field access,” Walker explained, “is it doesn’t need a physical component to access these systems. As long as there’s someone alive over there who knows how they got Scyllith’s personal access and hooked into the system in the first place, they can try again. And probably will…carefully, eventually. Humans can never just leave well enough alone.”

“And now, we’ll be ready for them if they do,” Milanda said with great satisfaction. “More importantly, in the meantime, we can set about fixing the mess they’ve made.”

“Oh, yes indeed,” Walker said smugly. “I mentioned the possibility of someone being alive over there because…well, that is a relevant variable. I was guesstimating a bit when it came to certain factors, and based on what I’m seeing here, I may have overdone it a bit.”

“Good,” Milanda said firmly. “Then someone has learned a valuable lesson about respecting their Emperor.”

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35 thoughts on “12 – 26

  1. It’s still (in my time zone) half an hour till the 6th, but this Monday posting date is my birthday! Guess what I got! If you guessed “sudden dental problems,” you’ve probably been paying some attention to my adventures of the last couple of years.

    This is nothing nearly as bad as I’ve had before, just a rather sudden cavity. Unfortunately, it is on one of the only chewing surfaces I have left in an upper molar, positioned right where anything I bite down on jabs directly into the now-exposed nerve. So, it only hurts if I eat. Guess what I’ve been doing less of this weekend.

    Tomorrow I stock up on soup and ice cream. Dentist…eventually. I cannot go back to my dentist at the moment because I still owe her about $300 from the big procedure at the end of last year. But I’ll get it straightened out soon. Patreon paid out today, which will help. It all comes out in the wash.

    I seem to be very slightly sick, also, again. Hopefully just a little something that’ll go away over night. This would make the fourth time in four months. If I get a bug in March, as well, I may have to go see a doctor, because that’d just be ridiculous.

    Thanks for reading! I’m gonna do my best not to let the schedule slip behind again. Here’s hoping life doesn’t get any crazier.

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    1. Yeah, actually you can go to dentist. What you describe is a minor emergency, not just for pain but for risk of infection. I’ve done the same, owed 700ish for fixing broken teeth, kept visiting for other procedures while paying 50-100 a month on an informal payment plan; maybe you can also work one out.

      Nice run of luck you’re having there by the way. Hope it improves.

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    2. Happy birthday. I wish you all the best, especially in regards to your health and financial situation. I wish you lots of success and maybe you’ll be able to live off your writing soon.



    3. Ouch. Nevertheless: Happy Birthday Webb!

      I hope you’ll be able to have it fixed in a timely fashion. Hope you’ll get better (in general) soon.


    4. Happy birthday! If your dentist is very nice, perhaps it’s worth finding out if you can still go anyway. Either way, hope you feel better soon.


    5. Happy Birthday!
      chewing on some cloves is supposed to help with toothaches, so you could give that a shot if you have any… not sure if there is more to it than placebo-effect, but hey, its something.

      Hope you get better soon!

      Also, great chapter. I am curious to see the consequences of this move on Justinian’s side, fiddling with the hands of the emperor is after all quite a step above the usual politics.


  2. Trust issues aside, Walker and Milanda make a good team. Even if the Hands have to be shut down completely, Sharidan’s side doesn’t come out empty handed.

    Btw, it’s rather funny (and pretty awesome) that the Infinite Order has perfect highspeed wifi coverage for most of the solar system.

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    1. Happy Birthday Webb.
      A Toothache is the worst so please get better.

      As for the Infinite Order .. of course did the Nerds need planetwide high-speed Wi- Fi. It also explains why they brought coffee plants with them.

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    2. I was impressed by Walker’s patience given how super annoying it must be to have someone nagging at you to explain things when you’re trying to concentrate on a hack.


      1. Keep in mind she must be utterly starved for contact with other sentient beings. From you know, instantly killing pretty much any living thing close to her, and from being locked away.

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    1. Hi! I’m new here (Started reading this december, and I just caught up to reading as it gets released), but I just wanna say that I love everything so far, and I look forward to joining all the theorizing every time a chapter is released. Happy Birthday, and I hope things work out with your dentist!


  3. As refreshing as it is to see one of Justinian’s schemes blow up in his face (literally in this case), I’m not sure giving the imps unprecedented access to an Infinite Order facility is really a good thing. Also, I expected Walker to pull some kind of betrayal despite the limitations they put on her. Perhaps she’s just biding her time?


    1. I think she’s desperate to not face another 30 years of solitary confinement and therefore especially incentivized to not take undue risks.

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  4. Tuesday morning update!

    I have had about three hours sleep and now I have to go to work. I was up most of the night with toothache–not at all conducive to sleeping. Despite my fear that this was the sign of an infection or other serious problem, it seems it was just more of the same; it stopped after I got desperate and scrubbed at the cavity viciously with my toothbrush, so I think a little fragment of something was just stuck in there. But that goes to show, I’m gonna have to get this dealt with, sooner rather than later.

    Thanks to Hamish’s donation, I should be able to do that soon. Seriously, dude, thanks a million. Best birthday gift I’ve had in a good few years!

    Anyhow, I’m honestly not entirely sure it’s safe for me to drive, as groggy as I am, but I can’t miss more work. Ergo, off I go. When I get back, assuming I make it in one piece, I am going to crash hard. Hopefully I’ll be back up after a couple of hours and will be able to bang out the next chapter; if not, I have Wednesday off, so I should have time to get it up late.

    Sorry about the inevitable delay. Does anybody know what kind of sacrifices Odin prefers? I appear to be on his shit list, somehow…

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    1. Odin prefers hanged men. You know… rope, tall tree with sturdy branches…

      Not an option, I’m afraid.

      I think most of us prefer you getting the sleep you need, we can deal with “only” two chapters a week, too.

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    2. i have that happen a lot (something getting stuck in the cavity starting to rot and hurt) mouthwash is a godsend. and plastic toothpics. (and paper clips, shhh)


    3. This is not meant to be an insult when I ask this but rather advice. Have you thought about changing or updating your writing schedule?

      I’ve been studying online creators for about a year now (in preparation for my own project) and I’ve found that there’s only a few sustainable update methods that work for long term projects. You’ve managed amazingly well (no sarcasm dude, props) but inevitably an update by update creation schedule is unsustainable in the same way a living pay check to pay check is. Eventually life will kick you in the shins because that’s life.

      The best options I’ve found, and the ones I’d recommend to avoid a project of love becoming a source of stress, are…

      A.) Release 50-75% of what you can feasibly, regularly create on your schedule. Inherently I’ve found creators want to avoid this because it sounds like short changing their fans but the truth is that it allows for constant addition to a buffer.

      You release, on average, about 20k words a week. That’s insane and not even counting the third update you sometimes do. If you instead released 10-15k a week you could bank about a chapter a week and save them for days where life happens. Because inevitably it does. Over time, that update or so a week adds up, so when you inevitably have to take from it you don’t have to feel guilty for getting behind because you add to it in your regular schedule.

      It does mean releasing less in the short term but it also means avoid missed updates or even creative burn out.

      B.) The other option is annual breaks. This does carry it’s own risks but the truth is that, even in the culture we have now on the internet, people are still trained pretty well for seasonal releases. This is because even bigger studios have incredible trouble releasing constant streams of content. It’s only feasible on the internet because those are typically much lower budget or much smaller pieces of media.

      Hell, even popular internet shows take breaks, and a lot of the creators that have more complex art work require them by necessity.

      The breaks have to be larger then a couple weeks. They need to be enough for a creator to take an actual break without getting out of practice and then long enough to create a feasible buffer that will last them for the next set of releases. Web comic artists do it by the book, taking as little as a month (if they work with multiple people) and as much as 2-3 months to rest, recharge, fill up a buffer and start again.

      Now I realize this is advice unasked for. If you don’t want to accept it I’ll hold nothing against you. However, as a fan, I can personally say that I would rather see you take either option a hundred times over then drive yourself into the ground trying to meet a standard you created back when the project first started, when projects of this nature tend to be at their easiest, and when that standard has always been amazingly, almost impossibly beyond the norm. And as a fellow creator it’s advice I’m giving you that I’m going to be following myself.

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      1. +1

        It’s good advice and you aren’t the first person mentioning it here either. 🙂

        Taking a month off and creating a buffer of ~10 chapters or so will pay off in the long run, because it means you won’t miss an update when life gets in the way of writing.

        If not posting any updates for so long is a problem, then you can always do short updates answering reader questions or post some old notes you made for your characters (without spoilers of course).

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    4. This is why every first aid kit should have a couple amphetamine pills in it–if you’re too drowsy or otherwise fatigued to drive safely, they will help get you functioning on a normal level. Of course, it would also require us as a society to be more frank about the difference between use and abuse, and us as individuals to be honest about our own potential to abuse them. I strongly believe this would lead to the saving of far more human life than it would cost us.

      (While the academic consensus is that amphetamines increase your physical and mental performance, the Air Force did a study that had some interesting results: they found that in their amphetamine-naive pilots, it could restore their performance to their average baseline levels after not getting any sleep one night. It did not, however, significantly increase their performance level over the baseline when they were well-rested. Often the opposite, in fact, as the feeling of being high proved to be a distraction for some.)


      1. If I had those pills back when I was in university, then I wouldn’t have crashed my first car. Never going to drive when sleep deprived ever again.

        I’m pretty sure some people would use them too much though. It’s easier to find a minute to take some pills than it is to find the time to sleep.


  5. Webb, since you talked about editing/rewriting the first book, there are a few things you’ll have to change anyway. I only noticed them because I was re-reading the first few chapters.

    The issue is Fross. Her bonus chapter happens before the start of book one and in it Alaric is introduced to Fross and her arcane magic. But in 1-7 this happens: ‘“Ah…you must be Fross,” Professor Yornhaldt said.’ He wouldn’t react like that since he’s already familiar with her.
    Not only that, but it makes me wonder why Juniper and Fross were the last freshmen to arrive at the university in 1-3, when Fross had been there for weeks and Juniper most likely got teleported from the Heart of the Wild directly to the campus by Arachne.
    Additionally, it doesn’t make much sense that Professor Yornhaldt would explain how pixies work to Arachne, when Arachne spent decades living with one, which he knows because that came up when they first met all those years ago.

    I’m afraid your bonus chapters retconned your story a little. 🙂

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